Breaking News. It's a baby!!!

Now we know. After months of speculation and investigation, the first tangible evidence of a growing fetus have been found inside the uterus of my wife. Using cutting edge technology, researchers were able to determine that a small cellular structure was indeed moving inside a 'flattened-pear' shaped, hollow organ comprised of smooth muscle in the middle of the pelvis. In addition to this visual confirmation, researchers were also able to hear a steady, rhythmic sound. At 162 beats per minute it was first thought that researchers had located a lost iPod playing techno music, but once this information was coupled with the visual evidence of movement it has been conclusively determined that the anomaly is in fact a growing fetus, dubbed Maragitas the Fetus.
So the question is, what can be done to free Margaritas from its warm, comfortable chamber similar to an opium den. The best experts in the field agree that patience must prevail and that given enough time the fetus will become tired of its current situation and will voluntarily extricate him/herself. Predictions estimate this event taking place around February 5th, 2008.

It was nice to meet you baby. I couldn't be happier.